Rocko’s Modern Life on your dashboard. Entries by Drew Kaufman. Background by Nick Saint OngeTumblr (3.0; @rmodernlife)http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/Today, I saw my friend trade his beloved pet, a loaf of bread, into the vet for a jar of sauce....http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/271820390http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/271820390Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:00:00 -0500Today, like every other day, I expirenced discrimination, prejudice and threats from my neighboors,...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/190338472http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/190338472Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:49:12 -0400Today, I met a man who I thought was an intellectual because he was wearing glasses. Turns out he...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/189554186http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/189554186Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:12:20 -0400Today, I had the day off of work so I decided to go to the beach and relax away my troubles. My dog...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/188668396http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/188668396Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:56:00 -0400Today, I realized that the success or failure of most new and old businesses in my community is...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/187813086http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/187813086Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:22:00 -0400Today, I maxed out my credit card buying a dog bowl. RMLhttp://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/185450225http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/185450225Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:45:47 -0400rocko's modern lifespunkynicktoonsfmlold skool nickToday, I went camping with my friend who has severe ADHD. We sung “Hot Cross Buns” for...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/184637378http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/184637378Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:40:50 -0400fmlRocko's Modern LifeHeffernicktoonsToday, I went to the movies and was mistaken for an usher by a belligerent woman who wanted me to...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/183783536http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/183783536Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:10:06 -0400nicktoonsfmlRocko's Modern LifeToday, I bought a new vacuum and it destroyed my entire town. RMLhttp://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/182881528http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/182881528Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:28:00 -0400rocko's modern lifefmlnicktoonssuck-o-maticToday, I took my friend who is deathly afraid of airplanes on a flight to Las Vegas. Along the way...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/179722509http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/179722509Fri, 04 Sep 2009 12:46:25 -0400Rocko's Modern LifeHefferfmlnicktoonsJet ScreamToday, my son told me he was bringing home an elk for dinner. It was his date. RMLhttp://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/179054348http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/179054348Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:15:41 -0400Rocko's Modern LifehefferfmlnicktoonsToday, I had a near death expirience and was rushed to the hospital. My two best friends waited by...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/178151795http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/178151795Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:24:00 -0400rocko's modern lifeHeffernicktoonsfmlToday, my wife adopted a vicious, mongrel-idiot dog who growls at the thought of me and uses my...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/177189318http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/177189318Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:19:00 -0400mr. Bigheadnicktoonsrocko's modern lifefmlToday, I learned both the fact that I can belch-talk and the exact reason why my father will never...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/176535883http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/176535883Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:29:00 -0400Today, I had to marry my best friend in order to not be expedited from the country. He took it way...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/173978090http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/173978090Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:34:00 -0400Today, I woke up to hear people in my neighborhood shouting “Ed good, Rocko bad” over and over again...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/173103770http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/173103770Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:21:00 -0400Today, I couldn’t get a good night of sleep after a hard day of work because a housefly lost...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/172178161http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/172178161Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:25:00 -0400Today, my iron-jawed, butt-chinned, devilishly handsome face was destroyed in a freak accident...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/171513590http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/171513590Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:02:00 -0400Today, I took my very ill dog to the vet. After a swift examination, the vet solemnly told me...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/170550665http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/170550665Mon, 24 Aug 2009 13:08:05 -0400Today, my neighbor—who hates me, my friends, and our respective guts—had a nervous...http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/168417856http://rmodernlife.tumblr.com/post/168417856Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:10:00 -0400