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Entries by Drew Kaufman. Background by Nick Saint Onge
~ Wednesday, August 12 ~
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Today, my friend took me to a diner so he could try their “Knockwurst Nightmare Platter,” 570 lbs of pig parts stuffed into two miles of intestinal tubing. He ordered two. There aren’t enough pigs in the country. RML