Today, I went skiing and hit a tree. Luckily, I wasn’t hurt but out of frustration I insulted the trees for being in my way. They ganged up on me and beat me, viciously. Later, at the hospital, the trees told the receptionist that they were my parents so they could continue to beat me. RML
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