Today, I was awoken by my neighbor sleepwalking and imagining he was pirate. He kidnapped my dog and used bowling balls in a washing machine to create cannon of sorts; firing at my house until it inexplicably sunk into the earth bellow it. Then he made me walk the plank. RML
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